when the bad gets worse turn towards me, your god

enlightened as fuck

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:02:56 GMT

i just saw the 2 most amazingly enlightening movies ever: donnie darko, and igby goes down. basically wat it boils down to is life is pointless. i mean u try to please everyone arround u, even tho most people wont admit it, but WHY?? WHY THE FUCK BOTHER?? i mean either we fuck it all up or lead a boring and pointless life. i mean as simon said, wats worse than death is not being remembered. to be forgotten. well FUCK that

fuun funn fun in the suuuun

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 04:02:33 GMT

so today was fun. i went into town and i met up wit charlie and then i thought i knew where his house was, but i failed at that and i walked all around trying to find his house at first and then himself. at first he was gonna search for me and then he just got a slice of pizza. yon kipore - or however the fuck u spell - it my ass. and then we met up wit our ususal crew: franky, iz, noa, etc. etc. and then we hung out in town for a little bit but then everyone but me, franky and charlie had to go home. so we just talked about shit, and fucked up the playground and scared little kids, i amused myself quite thuroughly. then franky came back to my house and we played DDR until everyone came over to my house and we played DDR again and hung out and i FINALLY got lilly alone. jeez. took fuckin long enough...ISABEL!! anywhoe that was fun. and then i just watched the animatrix the rest of the night. but FUCK!!!. tomorrow i hafta do my earth science project which i fergot to bring home AND a whole fuckin page on SOIL!! WTF!!ok, well i shall go reclaim my place on the varsity couch sitting team as charlie would do. peace out my fellow americans

the many "inside jokes where im being an idiot"...again

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:15:14 GMT

1. 1..2..3 *SNIFF* me: refreshing
charlie: quite
both: *tips hats and jazz dances then look as if nutin happened*
~MAXX & CHARLIE

2. 3..2..1 *SNIFF* me:quite
charlie:refreshing
both: *does jazz dance backwards and then tips hat backwards while making funny suckin sound then look as if nutin happened*
~MAXX & CHARLIE

3. 3..6..9 *SNIFF* me:quite refrshing
charlie: refreshing quite
both: *does jazz dance while tips hat and then looks suspiciously around*
~MAXX & CHARLIE

4. 1-800-triple 7-girl *dancing girls* pick up the phooone
~MAXX & ERIC

5. awesome one liners to fat people: "im online right now, but i bet ure eating" "go eat some cake fato(purposefully witout the 's')" "go take a shit and loose some weight" "go and introduce ure rolls to ure double chin fatty Mcfat fat"
(so mean, but i know u laughed at them)
~MAXX & ERIC

6. ure fat. ehhh ure fat. u smeelll ehhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH*EXPLOSION NOISE*
~MAXX & ERIC

so much fun and i still seem like a totall idiot, and i have come to this conclusion wit the help of jackie. Mr. Turk and Ms. Decurtis are so high all the time(and Ms. decurtis has a funny accent)

ahhh, this awesome summer is turning into a crappy school year ughhh

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 01:10:32 GMT

i know i havent updated in a while but frankly i dont care and u can suck my lovely cock. "EAT....MY...SHORTS" as was so qouted from the breakfast club. anywho a lot of shit has happened since last i updated. i started high school, too much work it sux. umm this weekend i hung out wit people. mingling *waves fingers* umm yeaaa. ive been doin that a lot, i havent hung out wit some of my other friends that i wanna hang out wit too tho. so yea. im gonna go now cuz im lazy and i dont really feel like i need to put anything else up. o and dicerono tastes really good

AHHHHH, SUMMER IS OVER, SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!! SO NOT COOL!!!!

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 22:16:13 GMT

well today was fun. i went into town hopin to meet up wit alissa and i ended up skating wit jason, charlie and fink. we skated in town a little and they tried to make a beginning to their movie but charlie kept fuckin up and fallin on the acid drop. and then we went up to the closed road in lower field point and just talked and lit shit on fire. then eric came down and we went up to the high school where we skated a bit on the concrete. and then eric started to make us pass out on purpose. it was so awesome. like eric was grabbing me one minute and the next minute i was on the floor and i thought like 10 minutes had passed. it was so bizzare. and he did it to everyone but when he did it to jason and he made a noise like he was a fuckin elephant. and then we skated down the grass hill. we like to think of it as mowing the grass cuz we tore up so much of it lol. and then the best part of the whole day we were skatin to the middle school after we got bored of mowing the grass. and fink was in front of me and all of the sudden this spastic ball of gray(it was a squirrel) and crawled up fink's leg and fink started screaming like a little school girl and then i hit the squirrel wit my two front wheels and i couldnt stop laughing. fink's screaming didnt help, i was laughing hysetrically. and then the squirrel ran off and i went home. HILARIOUS!
o and izzy wants me to give her a shout or she will kill me wit a brick(sadistic i say). o and im not really high, i just wanted to see wat it looked like

happy yet sad, all over annoyed

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 21:26:26 GMT

so the last 2 days have been awesome:
yesterday i slept late by accident so i didnt hafta go to band practice, but shhh. its a secret. and then i went into town and met up wit lilly, iz, franky, eric, anna, alissa, samm, jill, and some 7th grader alissa was flirtin wit. we just hung out there for a while and iz got really mad at me cuz lilly and i were showing "P.D.A.'s" aka public displays of affection. pbbt, we didnt do anything that bad then. and then franky, eric, samm, iz, lily and i went bowling which was awesome. we didnt really bowl tho. we met up wit kara cicero and these 3 chicks franky was friends with. basically we played video games the whole time. lilly kicked my ass in ice hockey more then once (i am very ashamed of myself about that lol) and then franky kept iz busy by playin ddr while lilly had a good time, hehe. (thank u so much franky) and then today we went bowling again and we actually bowled, 2 games actually and then we played video games until iz's mom came. but lilly is leaving today and that sux, not even a goodbye kiss ::tear tear:: but we couldnt cuz iz woulda hit us with a brick.

its the emo in me bursting out

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 00:32:49 GMT

today was the orientation thingy where we learned the rules and stuff about the school and got a tour of the school. the orientation was boring as hell but the tour part was cool cuz lilly was there, but iz like spazed in my face cuz i had my hand in lilly's but pocket and and i had my head on her shoulder. GET USED TO IT IZ! lol. but seriously, u gotta chill out, she IS my gf now. and then i wanted to go to mcdonalds wit jackie, jackie, allie, iz, and lily but i had stupid marching band practice which sucked, and it made my back hurt, and my face sunburnt prolly. but i had tacos and ice cream and now im totally crashed and sad for no aparent reason. its a relaly sucky feeling. but im goin bowlin tomorrow so hopefully that'll cheer me up. ::sigh:: im gonna go listen to emo music. byebye

when death strickes back (random but good)

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 14:00:49 GMT

so i havent updated in a while but ive done a lot in between the updations (i doubt thats a word, but i like it) anyway i went to hershey park and that was my first roller coaster rides ive ever been on, it was so scary but fun. except the scariest one which i wanted to go on, ERG. me and my bro dillon waited in line for like 2 hours and then we strapped up and they said they had fucking techinical diffuculties. maybe if we had been farther back in the line i still woulda gone on, but WE WERE NEXT IN LINE. so im like fuck that but i was sooo fuckin pissed, so i bought a 5 pound chocolate bar wit my parents credit card. anywho i got back hung out wit ally and jackie (awesome australian 22 year old who most importantly can drive) and then i hung out wit owen in the westchester, the galleria and sam ash 3 days ago. and then i hung out wit alissa yesterday on her birthday and met her friend jill she was cool but she seemed wierded out by me as most people are when they first meet me. and hopefully today i can hang out wit lilly and iz. we shall see

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 15:19:18 GMT

i hate when people do surveys and their SOOOO boring, see, but mine r exciting and adventurous. have fun, lean back and enjoy the ride.

surveeeeyyy

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 03:49:54 GMT

01.Name: Maxx
02.Gender: Im a BIG boy

03. AKA: o god i hate them all: maxi-pad, maximillion, maxumus(that ones kinda cool) maxwell silver hammer, maxxy
04. Zodiac Sign: capicorn, i think, thats july right, or am i cancer, i can never remember
05. Birth date: july 19
06. Height: 5 feet, SHUT UP
Favorites

07. Color: Black, purple, green, and dark red
08. Color to Wear: black mostly, sometimes red and green
09. Number: 5
10. Piece of clothing: my chain that i hardly ever take off my wrist
11. Quote: idk, leave me alone

Random
12. How many people have you slept with: 34 hehe, naw im a virgin, for now
13. Do you have b/f or g/f: hell yes, yay i feel so sophisticated with a sexy gf and all, if only i drank coffee, cuz then i would be the epitimy of sophistication

14. Sexuality: straight all the way
15. Your sexiest feature: my hair def. everyone loves my wavy purple hair, some people even want to fuck it, not me, just the hair
16. Largest age difference between you and a partner: umm 1 year

Last Time You
17. Showered: this mornin
18. Danced: o god, at the resort holiday hill, when i made fun of all the break dancers, it was so funny
19. Smiled: today when i talked to lilly

20. Laughed: in the car wit my sister, being her wierd self
21. Had a phone call: umm 2 days ago when i wasnt here
22. Who was it: allie

Which is Better
23. Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset most def.
24. Sweet or Sour?: both
25. Old or New?: both
26. Hot or cold?: cold, wat can i say, im swedish
27. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke
28. Soft or Hard?: i like my ladies soft and i like myself hard, hehe
29. Yesterday or Tomorrow?: idk, possibly tomorrow?
30. Red or Blue?: red
31. Fast or Slow?: fast for sumthing , slow for others, hehe, naughty maxx, naughty

32. Blind or Deaf?: umm i love music but i also love lookin at the ladies, especially my gf, so i would hafta say deaf
33. Open or Closed?: open, hehe, u know wat im talking about
34. Bath or Shower?: Shower
35. Black or White?: black
36. Ocean or Forest?: ocean prolly
37. Dogs or Cats?: dogs, cats headbutt u in the middle of the noght
38. Day or Night?: NIGHT!!!
39. Cremation or Burial?: cremation
40. Even or Odd?: odd, like me!
41. City or Countryside?: City def.
42. Vanilla or Chocolate?: vanilla, mmm
43. Sun or Rain?: rain, dont u know the song - like peina coladas and taking walks in the rain, jeez get wit the program

44. Pen or Pencil?: pen...cil ooo, fooled u, u thought i was gonna say pen but really i said pencil
45. Summer or Winter?: winter

46. Destiny or Choice?: choice, i dont like to think my life is being controled by sumtin else
47. Alone or Together?: together <3
48. Silver or Gold?: Silver so i can kill the werewolves

Yes or No
49. You keep a diary: wat do u think this is u retard

50. You sketch or do things while on the phone: i go on the comp or watch tv, yea
51. You have a secret: yupp
52. You snore: yar, im a pirate
53. You procrastinate: o of course, im a lazy bastard and i do everything at the last minute
54. You fold your underwear: yea
55. You talk in your sleep: i mumble in my sleep, if that counts
56. You eat fast: yea i always beat all my family members outta the dining room
57. When the alarm goes off you immediately get up: never ever i always hit the snooze
58. You enjoy being photographed: i guess so, i hardly ever look good in pictures tho, i look a squirrel 95% of the time

More Basics
59. Birthstone:ruby
60. Right or Left Handed?: righty, left is the devil
61. Spouse or significant other: significant other?
62. Parents -- married, divorced: Married
63: Hobbies: listening to music, playin drums, watchin tv, skateboarding, drawing
64. Eating Habits: umm i eat constently

65. Favorite candy: recess's pieces
66. Favorite ice cream: cookie dough chocolate chip
69. Styling products used: umm a comb and sumtimes moose
70. Makeup: i wore eyeliner once, ONCE DAMMIT

71. Deodorant scent: idk

72. Nail polish -- yes or no?: yes, often
73. If yes, favorite color: Black, im sooo gothic

74. Sing in the shower or not?: all the time baby
75. If so, what do you sing?: idk random shit
76. Dress Habits: umm, baggy black clothes

Miscellaneous pointless questions
77. What's on your voicemail?: i dont have a phone, thanx for rubbing it in asshole
78. What is the coolest gift you've ever received?:idk sumtin cool
79. What's the coolest gift you've given?: no idea buddy
80. Have you sent or received flowers in the past year, and to who?: no one i dont think

81. CDs or tapes?: Cds def.
82. About how many books do you own?: a hell of a lot, i read so much
83. About how many of those have you read?: almost all of em
84. Do you collect anything?:umm, idk, safety pins prolly

85. Do you own a calendar or date book? Do you use it?: i own a calender to keep track of the days but no date book
86. When you're jotting down notes, do you print or write (cursive)?: print, its way quicker and i think ive forgotten some of the letters in script, i always forget the f and the capital j

87. When you doodle, what do you draw?: depends

these r SO true

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 16:01:54 GMT

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You spank with a wooden spoon
Your Sexual Strength	Your sensual massage...
Your Sexual Weakness	Your freaky noises during sex
Your Likely STD	You probably have crabs!
How Many Partners in Crime?	We all know you're a slut.

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:	Yourself, only taller
If not then you were:	Jan Vermeer

Quiz created with MemeGen!

had to do these, some of them r TOO funny

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 15:55:51 GMT

Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide?	Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take?	100
When will you commit suicide?	October 4, 2008
What will your suicide note say?	The munchkins made me do it!

Quiz created with MemeGen!

hmm, id say the entry speaks for itself

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 18:20:47 GMT

so the other day aka wednesday izzy and her hot cousin lilly threw me a not so surprise day-o-maxx (so suave)and they made a cake and aprons that they were supposed to wear with only their underwear on but failed to do so, unfortunatly. we didnt really eat the cake tho we kinda just sat around for 45 minutes reading comapolitan and talking. and then we tried to watch gothika and lilly got scared, as usual, and clung to me ::wink wink:: as usual. lol. but izzy's dad walked in on the nude scene and didnt let us watch it. so we watched edward scissor hands and it was really funny. cuz i was sitting on one end of the couch and lilly was on the other end and juliet was in the middle. the second juliet moves off the couch i wink at lilly and motion for her to come over and i cuddle wit her and rub her lower lower back hehe, but then the funniest part, juliet comes back and kicks my hand away. i could barely surpress my laughter. it was funny. now ive been threatened by izzy and her sister, juliet cuz im dating lilly and now i have a squirrel army on my case? dont ask. thats all for now home fries. peace

YAY

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 01:44:37 GMT

had fun day and im REALY REALLY happy now. thats all i needed to say. now goodbye

eh, im not really feeling the title thing, so we'll just leave it at that

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 01:29:25 GMT

well lilly and izzy(now im just callin her that cuz it bugs her) and owen came over yesterday and we were gonna watch physco but my mom spazzed so we watched freaky friday and austin powers international man of mystery: O BEHAVE! and we had a fun time althought izzy was pissed at me and owen for hitting on her cousin the whole time lol. it was really funny and when lilly and me were cuddling i had my arm around her and i had put my hand on her ass and izzy took my hand gently and then threw it on to the couch. lol. good times good times. and then today i saw bourne supremecy which kicked so much ass. like seriously that was one of the few sequals that wasnt part of a trilogy or w/e that werent as good if not better than the first. it was awesome. and then i did pretty much nutin the rest of the day. i hope i get to see lilly again before she goes back to hippie country.

survey

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 19:02:35 GMT

01 name: maxx yo
02 if there are 3 wells (love, beauty, and creativity) and you could only drink from one of them, which would you choose?: creativity (everyone usually picks love so they dont seem shallow, but we know wat their really thinking)
03 when you have problems who do you run to?: um, idk, but prolly a chick cuz they r less likely to laugh
04 which finger is your favorite? thumb...whore
05 what is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten?: idk, ive had gum from under a desk, does that count?
06 would you kill someone?: yea
07 if yes, why?: if my life depended on it then i would, yea
08 if you were making a movie about yourself, who would play the lead?: umm, samuel L. jackson cuz im black on the inside
09 do you like your handwriting?: sure i guess
10 who are you most jealous of?: umm, prolly the drummer from a static lullaby cuz his skills r wicked awesome
11 what kind of person do you want to marry?: an outrageous, adventurous, hot, kinky woman
12 what is your favorite color?: black or maroon
13 what do you put on your sandwiches?: chicken cutlet and ketchup
14 if you were another person, would you be friends with you?: possibly, im funny but im also a control freak who is occasionally a jackass
15 are you a daredevil?: eh, we like to think so
16 have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat?: im sure i have at some point in my 14 years
17 who do you think is the most attractive person you talk to?: either myself or lilly possibly
18 do looks matter to you?: yea and anyone who doesnt say yea is a fuckin liar and u all know it, bitches
19 do you pray?: hell fuckin no, do i seem religious? i just told u i would kill someone, jesus
20 have you ever met anyone famous?: umm someone sorta famous is a family friend hes an actor
21 do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: i guess so, all of those damn little leprachauns would hunt u down and eat u if u stole it tho, i mean havent u seen Leprechaun
22 what do you do to prevent anger?: umm, i dont prevent it i vent it
23 who is your idol?: um, ed my drum teacher prolly
24 who is your second family?: the walen's prolly
25 do you trust others easily?: no way, im a paranoid little man
26 what was your first toy as a child?: i cant remember, prolly a barbie which i prolly later beheaded or legos
27 what class in school do you think is totally useless?: gym, its fun but totally useless
28 what is the punch-line to your favorite joke: he fell into a pool of pee
29 do you like sad sappy love songs?: I HATE SAPPY SONGS, sad songs r a different story
30 do you think your life so far has been good?: sure, y not, lets just say that so not as to upset anyone
31 which was your best halloween costume?: my whore costume, EVERYONE thought i was a chick even my best friends, it so kicked ass and i was damn hot too with c cup boobs
32 have you ever been on radio or television?: yes, i was only channel 12 news and i looked like i had huge squirrel cheeks, wasnt cool
33 do you keep a diary?: umm, does this counnt as a diary?
34 have you ever intentionally hurt another person?: of course i have, if i feel bad, i make everyone else feel worse
35 have you ever been in a mosh pit?: i wish
36 what's the best concert you've been to?: ive never been to a concert
37 would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach?: sore throat cuz if ure stomach is upset and u throw up u end up wit a sore throat anyway
38 what do you want to be remembered by?: my skills
39 what is the new saying that you've been using a lot?: nigga please
40 do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer or in a separate one?: same one, wat kinda question is that, perv
41 did you pay money to see "honey i shrunk the kids"?: nope
42 would you rather be hot or cold?: cold definitly, im swedish dude
43 did you ever like the spice girls?: nooooo, hehe
44 what was the best christmas present you received?: im jewish whore
45 could you be a vegetarian?: no, i like fried chicken too much
46 what word do you use when you think something is good? sweet or wicked
47 what band has the funniest name?: butthole surfers
48 would you ever bungee jump?: yea of course
49 do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: no, i never do, im too lazy and ive got so many things to do, im a busy man, who has time for untieing shoes anymore?
50 would you rather wear uniforms to school?: no way, wat u wear is to express ure individuality, woah, that was deep
51 have you ever given money to a hobo?: prolly a nickel or sumtin
52 what are you worried about right now?: if i will ever get my cds back
53 do you ever wear overalls?: never, although i did go through a phase wear i wore only striped things including striped underwear when i was like 3
54 do you think you are strong (emotionally)?: i have a short wire i guess
55 do you hate anyone?: yes, simple as that
56 do you eat hot dogs?: hell yes, i love nathan's hot dogs especially
57 do you regret anything?: prolly
58 who do you love?: thats....thats a difficult questi-o god! ::bursts into tears::
59 what's the craziest thing you've done?: i cant even remember all of the crazy things ive done
60 what are you going to do after this?: umm eat a hot dog and sketch
61 what were you doing today?: stayed in my pjs and read
62 what's your favorite cartoon?: AGUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!
63 what's your ideal gf/bf?: someone hot, crazy, funny, vampiric, kinky, loves me, and has same music taste
64 do you like the tops or bottoms of broccoli: the top of course
65 what's you favorite band?: idk, right now, its prolly eighteen visions or my chemical romance

sickness

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 03:51:25 GMT

yo hoes, i been sick for the past several days. i think i drank about 2 cartons of orange juice. i was peein like never before. it was crazy. well the burning has finally dulled, i mean hehe i mean SHUTUPDONTMAKEFUNOFMEFORMYHEALTHPROBLEMSFUCKERS!!!! @#%@%#! anywho im pissed that i didnt get to go to warp tour wit iz and owen and samm. bitches. umm boredome. peace out

newbie

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 16:32:06 GMT

hi everybody. umm i just got this lj so read me when u get a chance, u know u want to ::wink wink:: ::nudge nudge:: and listen to my title i AM ure god. especially all u sexy ladies out there *bites lip* ok well i gotta go practice me drums PEACE

~THE MAXX MACHINE(much endurance)~